my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
(via ill-fight)
My boyfriend wanted to fuck me today, whilst I wear my old school girl skirt.
T’was a pretty good fuck.
Aged - 18
it’s a 1 not L
we’ve been doing it wrong
So it’s technically tumboner?
And suddenly everything makes so much more sense.
tumboner im so done
omfg
This is the plot twist of all plots twists. I bet the staff is laughing at us now
(via ill-fight)
Do not lie to me tumblr
I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these
Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
dead
The men of tumblr win
i could dig it.
Seem’s legit tbf
Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly
But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!
^winning
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?
I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?
I will never not reblog this
favuorite post on tumblr omfg
Omg this is baack yaay :)
The men of Tumblr are my favorite people.
I’m cryingshout out ‘t the men of Tumblr, YER AWESOME
(Source: flightlessmajesty, via ipromiseyou-oneday)
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
Challenge accepted
Please, nothing to it.
omg
HOW EMBARRASSING!
(via ipromiseyou-oneday)
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
falling apart
crying inside
over thinking
ect
but
maybe
she’s just picturing porn in her head
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